12-SECOND DOG SKETCH

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We here at Torta Industries are always looking for ways to improve productivity and pass the savings on to you, the consumer. For example, producing this drawing in 12 seconds saved us approximately nine minutes and 48 seconds, time that was spent staring out the window, thus "clearing the decks" for more productive thinking, slated to take place at some future date and time, which will undoubtedly result in a well-thought-out and carefully crafted drawing that will provide you, the consumer, with many seconds of delight. Because at the end of the day, you lot are the reason we're...Torta Industries.

That's actually the slogan of a local company, I forget their name: "You're the reason we're Williams Home Furnishings", or something like that.Which is totally, absolutely, joyously meaningless. People are such hopeless jugheads. Every one of us. Yes, you too.