MY UNIFIED THEORY

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There was one split second when this made sense to me. And, having split that second, I have unleashed a great ball of energy the likes of which has never been seen in the world.And now it remains to be seen whether this phenomenon will be for the good of all mankind or whether it will usher in a hellish new age of terror and despair. I'm leaning toward the latter.

And if you were about to utter a comment along the lines of "well aren't we full of ourselves?" now you don't have to.