Just one a those spur-of-the-moment sketches that I toss off like used toilet paper. They're festooning lampposts downtown. Festooning is taking place. You know what that means: in just a few days, downtown will be infested with schlocky Xmas music 24/7 blaring from speakers on every corner. Isn't there something in the Geneva Conventions about this? How is this less excruciating than waterboarding?