DARKBOY

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That's Lucy Pepper's smile on my face. Well, grimace. Hope she doesn't mind. I'm not smiling these days because I'm worried about my legacy. My legacy was to have been that I was on Hollywood Squares. But do you how hard that is? You have to first become a celebrity, and then, after being a celebrity for a while, become a has-been. And you don't just become a has-been overnight. It takes a considerable amount of time. And then you have to figure out a way to revive Hollywood Squares, which is once again "on hiatus". It's all kind of overwhelming. Boy, this one stank. I'm losing ground here.