Pretty cool, huh? I didn't buy any of them, though. Just about everything in the store was a little too recent to be cool. And all the cool stuff is trucked over to antique stores. Hardly any of it actually seems to get sold, though, that's the strange part. It all sits in thrift stores until it gets valuable, then it gets moved to antique stores, where it all piles up in great mounds. It's like somebody's trying to corner the market in crap. And when they get it all, they'll commandeer a tv network and announce "We've got all the crap, and we're going to charge double for it, starting NOW!" And all the rest of us will say, "What's on Fox?"
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