starbucks 9.jpg No, you can't. By the way, the guy on the lower right is a woman. She was kind of cute, actually, and I'm sorry I made her look like a doofus guy. But she's probably a lesbian because she didn't come on to me, and I was sitting right at the next table. I mean really, you know? I was being all artist-y and everything, drinking plain old strong coffee, not that no-foam low-fat latte crap. And it could have been black coffee for all she knew, because I had the top on and she couldn't see all the half-and-half I poured in there. By the way, I think lesbians are really cool, so don't one of you come up to me on the street and pummel me. I hate to be pummeled.