NATURE

plants.jpg Yes, we have Nature here in the city. And just like Nature out in the country, if you look closely enough, you'll see that it's writhing with disgusting wormy-like feeler-like tiny monsters whose sole purpose in life is to latch onto a human being and deposit an egg sac under his or her skin. And that's all I need to know about Nature. My policy is to keep a good four feet away from it at all times.