THIS PLACE IS LOUSY WITH PEOPLE

mainstpeople.jpg Everywhere you look--more people. It's an infestation, a plague. There's no place to hide. You can't walk down the street without running into them. They fill up the stores, gorge at restaurants, clog up the highways. We're in the middle of an epidemic, but where's the outrage? Where's FEMA? I'd leave for a desert island in a heartbeat, as long as it had a Wendy's.