SELF PORTRAIT WITH PARTIAL TOMATO ECLIPSE

square 56.jpg You know what I would do if I were Art? I'd submerge my face in mud, then I'd walk into an art museum and I'd find a nice clean white wall and I'd roll my face on it like they do with your thumb when you get arrested, then I'd stand next to it and shout "Here I am!" over and over again until they threw me out. It's the throwing-out part that's critical. It's like getting your parking ticket validated. And then I might walk around on the street forcing people to take my autograph. I don't know, I haven't thought that part all the way through yet.