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Good God, it was hot out there today. You could fry an egg on the sidewalk. And then you could eat that egg, and then you'd get very sick in addition to being hot. So I guess this is kind of a cautionary tale. Actually, I think my brain did get a little poached out there. But, no harm done, as far as I can tell. I perform little diagnostic tests on myself from time to time, just to ease my worried mind. For example, I know it's Mon 5:43 PM. Cause I know to look on the menu bar on my computer and I see it. I'm not 100% sure what "Mon" means, but I'm not going to nit-pick things to death. "Mons veneris" maybe? That's a term that just popped up out of nowhere. And if I hold up my hand, how many fingers do I-- Holy Shit! No fingers! I don't even see my hand! Oh wait, I was just thinking about holding my hand up, I didn't really do it. Cause then how could I type? See, I'm just as sharp as always. No worries.