I received another one of those inscrutable emails this morning. This one called me "Buddy" and "Bro" and told me to "check it out", etc., touting a patch that would increase the size, girth, output, duration, turgidity, aroma, whatever, of certain parts of my anatomy; finally adding that the writer had ordered a pallet of these things for their own use. Who was the writer? "Catherine Graham"!! It's finally dawning on me that these mails are not proliferating because they're somehow profitable to the sender; they're profitable to the middlemen who convince these dimwits that they can make millions with spam. And the dimwits are haplessly unable to even do it right--well, that's why they're dimwits. Well, I wish Catherine the best with her purchase.