Talk about your added value! Not only does Crack Skull Bob write poetry for you, his discerning audience (although I make no mention of what exactly it is you discern,) but he also posts a rare* reading of said poem. See that menu item on the right, that says "Download Sparky Music"? On the RIGHT, you idiots! What in the

I'm sorry. A slight glitch there. Computers, you know how it is. So just click on "Download Sparky music" and choose "Soybeans" from the resulting menu, and a little (703K) mp3 will load onto your computer. I don't see where it's possible on Squarespace to just play the thing without downloading, but it's only 703K, after all.

*available only to internet users