MY CORNER

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You heard me. This is my corner. Go get your own corner. My plan is to discourage people from using my corner by surreptitiously throwing Tic-Tacs at them from my window. It'll be a good news/bad news situation for them. The bad news: "Hey, that hurt a little bit!" The good news: "Hey, a Tic-Tac!" And so they'll walk away slightly mollified but planning to take a different route next time. Unless they're the kind of people who would come back for more free Tic-Tacs from Crazy Guy. I'll have to rethink that plan. I was thinking about throwing my own poop, like monkeys do, but my co-workers would have trouble adjusting to it. They're kind of prissy.