A CONSPIRACY OF BABIES

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This drawring is not new--it's part of my baby book that's been up on Flickr for a while. But one of the pages, which is now missing, was about my theory that babies are the real end product of human growth, and they just use grownups as hosts or carriers, on which they feed, and then burst out like in Alien 1. Well, this morning I read an article in the New Yorker about preeclampsia, and it confirmed my theory! The foetus diverts the mother's bloodstream and takes more of the nutrients than it will ever need (which is why babies come out fat) and even releases nasty things called trophoblasts into the mother's bloodstream which burrow into her cells and make things happen that benefit the baby at the expense of the mother . I knew babies were evil, but I just intuited it, and now I have scientific proof! I was right! DAMN IT, I WAS RIGHT! And now it's too late. We're all doomed...