Things don't look straight to me. Either my glasses are crooked or my head's crooked. Or my ears are at different heights. Well, that could be a by-product of a crooked head. I'm not sure what you do about it. I'm not taking any more meds, I'll tell you that. Even if they had a crooked head med. Maybe I could have one shoe with an extra thick sole. But that wouldn't help when I was sitting down. Maybe a single-cheek butt prosthesis. Maybe that would attract women when I walked down the street. Or else muggers! who thought I had a fat wallet. Or what if it attracted a woman mugger? Boy, would that set up some ambivalent feelings...flirt or flee?