I know, I know, I could hardly believe it myself. But there he was, just reading his paper, not a care in the world. The odd thing is, nobody else seemed to notice. Are they so used to seeing naked people in Starbucks that it's not even worth a raised eyebrow? Well, as unpleasant as it was, I felt I owed it to my readership to draw him, so that you would believe it really happened. After all, the pen doesn't lie.