Here I was minding my own business, enjoying a box lunch at Domo, and this couple at the bar starts in on each other. Not heavy-duty stuff like "Boy, do you have issues with your mother!" or "I'll come out and say it: you have a four-pencil penis!" Just snarky little things like "You could have washed it just as easily as I could" and "Hey, they're your friends!" Just as disruptive, nevertheless, to the digestion of raw fish infested with microscopic worms.