Sometimes eating seems like such a strange activity. Ripping off pieces of things with your teeth and pushing them inside your body with wet squeezy rubbery tubes. Here's something that's true: poop is the great equalizer. Here's something else, that you probably didn't know: when surgeons cut open your body, it really stinks in there. People don't realize that. But now you know it, and I bet you'll never forget it. On your deathbed, when your whole life passes before you, you'll think "I read somewhere that people stink inside." And that'll be enough for me.