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Sure could go for a co-cola right now. I don't care if a nail dropped in it will dissolve in 30 seconds. I don't plan on dropping any nails in it. Wish there was a Laurel & Hardy movie on. Man, my glasses are dirty. ( 60 second pause) There. That's better. Right now it's pitch dark inside your body. When I put on a t-shirt it's like, game over. I listened to three songs in between those last two sentences and nobody knew it. That's magic. The three songs were "Ya Ya" by Joey Dee and the Starlighters, "Just Someone I Used To Know" by Porter Wagoner and Dolly Parton, and "You Could Be Happy" by Snow Patrol. Are you impressed by my eclecticism? Don't be. There's no point in being impressed by that kind of shit. At night the windows are shiny and black, like an animal's eyes. From the other side, the window is bright and glowing, like a TV. And the show is about Me.