TWO OLD FARTS

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My old friend Wayne came all the way from Atlanta to see me today. Okay, he came to see his daughters, but still. We spent a few hours reminiscing and commiserating about getting old and disgusting. It's something that you younger folks just can't identify with, but just wait! It's coming! That's our one consolation. Mbwahahahaha! You find yourself panting more. Hair starts growing where it never did before. Parts of you wobble. Your body makes rude sounds at inopportune moments. Your teeth have the consistency of Cheerios. Your skin develops spots, lines, lumps, pits and blobs. You become a human version of a rotting apple. It's gonna happen, you young punks! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!