Okay, remember the car with the license plate that said "ACT INC8"? Well, I was walking past it this morning when a guy got out of it and handed me this pamphlet. I was so stunned I didn't even think to ask him the big question. So now we know he's a Jehovah's Witness. Hm, somehow that doesn't help me unlock the mystery. Sure is a relief knowing that all suffering is soon to end, though. About fucking time, I say. Don't know about you, but I've been ready for a while now.