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This is the kind of thing the city fathers don't want you seeing, but I take my blogging duties seriously, and if I have to blow the lid off this town, then by god I'll do it. I'll step up, as they say. I usually find stepping up repulsive, but I smell Pulitzer here. There's a certain amount of risk involved--I could tell by the way Phil Decker said hey to me at d'Egg that Mayor Fraim had been putting some pressure on his dad to silence me. But I've got the calzones to stand up to the likes of them. That said, they are a great bunch of great guys with a real vision for the city. And I'm thinking about offering them ACT INC8 as their new slogan. It sure beats "From Hookers to Mermaids in 30 Years."