PROOF

.......... In case you're one of those who think that I, caught in the throes of some perverted fantasy, invented those wings, take a gander at this, and know that if I ever let down my Fortress-of-Solitude-like defenses and vouchsafe the blogging world a glimpse of my perverted fantasies, they would involve knickers, Snickers, and wicker, which kinds of disgusts you, don't it, which is why the fortress will remain unbreached for the foreseeable future, for the good of all mankind, so chalk up one thing I've done for the good of mankind in my life.Yesss!