MAN/WOMAN

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This about says it all, don't it? "Hey, I bet I can take a leak behind here and nobody would see me--and if they do, so what?" Guys love to pee on things. If you own a dog, you know this. Plus guys are convinced that women are consumed with the desire to get a glimpse of their wobbly bits, and no amount of reasoning will disabuse them of this notion. This is a cornerstone of manhood, and without it we would all be cringing little worms, frightened of our own shadows, instead of powerful muscle-bound behemoths striding toward the horizon, cursing and spitting, gazing into a future of monumental clashes, of wine-dark seas and weapons of mass destruction.