I DREAMED A CARTOON IDEA LAST NIGHT

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And this is it. End of story. Another story: Squarespace has revamped its reporting system, and I happened to see that a certain number of people are arriving at Crack Skull Bob after searching on the term "big weenie" (if you want to dignify that by calling it a term). But then this morning I got an email from a Vike Gehrt saying "hello beautiful Walt
theres nothing big about your dick so do something about it". Talk about your mixed signals. Kind of disconcerting. Plus Vike didn't offer any suggestions. Surgery? New glasses prescription? Nothing. Just a random insult hurled into the ether, landing on my desktop, cancelling out those people who fill their time by searching on "big weenie" and seeing what comes up. My only consolation is in imagining how bitterly disappointed they must be to wind up here.