You know what I would do if I were the founders of YouTube? I would buy Douglas MacArthur's remains and also his staff car, and then I would set up the car with him sitting in it at a busy downtown corner. And then have a bumper sticker on the staff car that says, "You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one." That would be awesome.

Note to non-Norfolkians: Several years ago, Norfolk won a bidding war for MacArthur's remains, which now reside in the old City Hall, now called the MacArthur Memorial, along with his staff car and a bunch of memorabilia.Old soldiers never die, they just go to the highest bidder.