This here is Jack Fay, a friend and occasional commenter on this blog. Don't ask me what a deperming engineer does. It involves big ships and classified stuff, and if I said any more he would have to have Uncle Joe have me killed. What? You don't remember Uncle Joe? Check it out. This pic appeared in some publication, Vanity Fair I think, and it's loaded with irony in that his involvement with environmentalism and marine life up to this point has expressed itself mainly in cutting off the heads of marine life and smoking the shit out of it in his garage. Tastes good, too.
Hey, I just noticed that sinister shadow to the right of Jack. Tell me that's not a Russian spy!