TROUBLE AT D'EGG

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At lunch today I overheard a woman say to her partner, "I never see any handicapped people in Outback Steak House." And after a moment's reflection, I realized that I never see any handicapped people in Outback Steak House. And even though it's primarily because I don't go to Outback Steak House, a point's a point. And the point is that handicapped people have better taste than the rest of us. I doubt that I'll ever see the sun again.