Look out, Woodstein! I'm going to rip the scab off the festering boil of corruption and sin that is Hampton Roads. No, no, no, just pulling off your legs, this is a fairly placid place, as places go. If Lot's wife turned and gazed at it, maybe her left breast would turn to salt, and that's it. And then Lot's baby boy would grow up to have chronic hypertension or whatnot. That's about the extent of the drama here. Not that I'm complaining.