BRANDI WITHOUT A FACE

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This was like taking a test in high school. The buzzer sounded at 20 minutes. "Okay, pencils down! PENCILS DOWN, PEOPLE!" says Mr. Mintle. And then he had Bernard collect the papers. Okay, I got carried away. Mr. Mintle was off drinking beer somewhere. But the fact remains, time ran out before I got to redo her face. Dommage. That's French for "cheese", I think. I don't know why they say "cheese" at moments like this, but they do. Maybe the French are used to having their picture taken whenever they're shamed, which is evidently quite often. I'll have to ask Amanda about that.