Oh yes, I have an endless supply of these little gems. I woke up at 5 this morning just overflowing with milky thoughts. And you, dear readers, are the lucky beneficiaries. Enjoy!*
*Don't you hate it when someone orders you to "Enjoy!"? I make a point of having a miserable time, just to defy them.
And before you go banging on the keys in a triumphant j'accuse, imagine there's a "(sic)" at the end of the title. Also a "stet".