LAST NIGHT I DREAMED I WAS SITTING AT A TABLE WITH DUSTIN HOFFMAN AND WOODY ALLEN DROVE BY IN A GARBAGE TRUCK

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As luck would have it, dream interpretation is one of my hobbies, so the meaning of this one was pretty clear from the start. This particular dream means that I'm going to eat dinner with Dustin Hoffman, and that Woody Allen will drive by in a garbage truck. Granted, it sounds unlikely. I mean, Dustin Hoffman could show up in a touring company of "The Graduate" with Linda Gray, but to expect Woody Allen to drive all the way from Manhattan in a garbage truck is maybe too much to ask. Not that there aren't huge fleets of garbage trucks heading this way from the Big Apple every day, it's the Woody Allen part that's the trouble. So maybe a trip to New York will increase my odds.