Tonight's model, Shawn, was a welcome departure from the norm. Not Norm the model, the one with a control problem, that's an whole nother story, one that won't be told today. Shawn presented a topography that we don't usually get the opportunity to deal with, and that's always fun. Shawn is also a regular reader of Crack Skull Bob, which further distinguishes her.
Only slightly less stimulating was the post-naked roundtable discussion, which covered the following topics:
1) Schrodinger's cat
2) gay anime porn
3) marriages performed by midgets
4) the naked appearance of Olive Oyl in a Popeye cartoon
5) engorged penises
6) Belvedere vs. Absolut
7) having your snowman cut up with switchblades in Norview
The Belvedere/Absolut nexus will give you a hint where the rest of the agenda emanated from. All in all, your typical Tuesday night.