WAY TOO MANY REPUBLICANS IN ONE ROOM

Get them together in a confined area, and it gets scary. Listen, people, I had to go, so cut me some slack here. Because I covered the Obama rally for last week's Pilot, they felt I had to go to McCain for the sake of balance. A concept which is highly overrated, if you ask me. Tell you what, though, these people are crazy in love with Sarah Palin. Head-scratching time. Isn't it funny how you don't hear the Republicans complaining these days about Democrats being mindlessly infatuated by Rock Star Obama? It can happen to all of us, can't it, fellas?

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