MY SAD LITTLE INVENTORY OF COFFEE PEOPLE CONTINUES

I keep telling myself I should broaden my horizons, but I don't listen to myself because I think I don't know what I'm talking about, and I should just stop sticking my nose in my own business, and if truth were told, I think I'm kind of an asshole who should take my own advice and leave myself alone. If I'm so hot on broadening horizons, why don't I go broaden my own horizons? But no, I've got to go around giving me advice instead of taking my own advice. If I had any guts, I just wouldn't have anything to do with myself any more.