DEALING, DITHERING, READING

Yes, you can observe the gamut of human activity at FairGrounds. As long as your definition of "gamut" is fairly limited. You won't find anyone practicing taxidermy, or masturbating furiously*, or sculpting a bust of Horace Greeley out of earwax. I could probably think of a few more examples, if I were inclined. Actually, I am inclined. I think it's because I put both socks on my left foot this morning.

*any more, that is. People can be so small-minded.