SLEEPING AT STARBUCKS

That takes some will power, huh? Or maybe he had been given a cup of placebo coffee. You know, there are a lot more placebos out there than you realize. That's because most doctors believe their patients are hypochondriacs. What if there were placebo birth control pills? Boy, that would be a mess, wouldn't it?  I'm good at thinking about stuff like that. I'm surprised I haven't gotten a call from the transition team yet.