This year I have a little Christmas tree! I know, Mr. Humbug. Well, it's never too late, I'm finding out. New wonders are falling from the sky all the time. You just have to be ready for them. I still draw the line at Kenny Rogers singing "I'll Be Home For Christmas", though. Following me wherever I go. Piped-in music is the curse of Satan anyway, but at Christmas time! Jesus! Can I play my little drum for you pa rum pum fucking pum pumpum. Bah!  Humbug!