Not exactly ball-shaped, is it? Well, she's just a beginner. I'm sure that as she gains experience, they'll become more pleasingly rounded. And while I'm no expert, my guess is that she'll lose points for the piece of string. Except I'm not too keen on the string finding another point of egress. If you get my drift. Okay, here's another joke I heard from the same source as the one I passed on yesterday: Doctor says, "Mr. Jones, you're going to have to stop masturbating." The guy says "Why"? Doc says, "because I'm trying to examine you!" History Channel. Swear to God.