COFFEE BOY

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So I hear that some of the people at FairGrounds know me as "Small Coffee". As nicknames go, it's no T-Bone or Mickey Bats, but Small Coffee seems to fit me on so many levels. Now if I were still patronizing Starbucks, I guess I'd be known as Tall Coffee, which commands a certain amount of respect, but as such would be entirely misleading, and could lead to an undermining of the whole nickname tradition. So I'll make do with Small Coffee.