INVASION OF THE BEER-CAN CHICKENS

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This is just the kind of activity that would appeal to my friend Jack: stick a beer can up a chicken's butt, put it on a grill, and see what happens. It's a strain of intellectual curiosity that only males share, the one that causes us to wonder what would happen if you dropped a watermelon from the top of a five-story building or put a tv remote in the microwave (don't bother trying that one; it just causes a small fire.)

Epilogue: the chickens didn't blow up, but as a consolation, they tasted real good.