EVENING GREEN

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This is one of the few times I wish I had real photography skills. The quality of the fluffy lime green leaves was really striking in person. I suppose I could pay Dr. Research a retainer to be on call and come shoot stuff that I point out to him. But that would greatly increase my chances of being the victim of a traffic accident. Ideally, of course, I would just eliminate the middleman--given photography's decontextualizing tendencies--and drive you all around in a bus, silently pointing at stuff. A side benefit of this scenario would be the opportunity to fulfill a lifelong dream of threatening to stop the bus and come back and slap those of you who were getting too rowdy.