TAXI RIDE

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It's in conversations like this that the expletive "Huh!" really comes in handy. The recipient invariably hears: "I never thought of it that way before, but there's a certain wisdom in what you say. Thank you, kind sir!" whereas, what you really mean is "IDIOT!*" Or maybe, "Please don't kill me."

*Spoken in the style of Napoleon Dynamite