No, this is not a cub reporter interviewing a sad giant, despite what it looks like. This is a technique artists use, called...well, I don't know what it's called. You may, despite my disclaimer, wonder why the giant is sad. Well, it's not all fun and games and booming laughter and collecting golden eggs. Imagine having to buy your clothes from a Big & Tall shop, even your underpants. See how I worked in the reference to underpants? That's for humor purposes. Okay, it's called Random Juxtapositude. I just looked it up in the Artist's Secret Handbook & Glossary. But some of you will continue to think it's a sad giant. Don't think I don't know who you are.