TEN STARBUCKS PEOPLE AND ONE EVIL SLUG MUTANT

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These things happen. If I spend enough time in a Starbucks, one of them will slip and reveal their true identity. I shouldn't pick on Starbucks; the mutants are everywhere. They just happen to really really like Starbucks. Am I the only one who sees them? I don't hear anyone else screaming in terror. Maybe the rest of you lot are better at suppressing yourselves. Tell you one thing, nothing will get you ushered out of Starbucks faster than screaming in terror.