Tonight we had a celebrity model! I can't tell you who she is, because I failed to secure her permission to do so; you'll just have to take my word for it, she's kind of a big deal. Not only that, this was her first time modeling, and she was really good. Not only that, Artmark didn't fling his easel at me, which I consider a personal milestone. Not only that, but Noah treated us to a round of drinks afterward and made a moving toast, and Bernard drank the world's most expensive beer, and Artmark ate 32 raw oysters, and Alison ate none because she's a vegan, and Emily drank several pitchers of water, and Mystery Guest got a free oyster, and if I had known you get a free oyster for modeling, I would have volunteered. No, no, I would never model for the Norfolk Drawing Group because I know what they say about the models over drinks, especially the male models, especially over martinis. And that's all there is to say about that. Here's a bigger picture.