HOMO CAFFEINUS

No, I don't think these people are homos. It's just a play on scientific nomenclature, where they name cavemen after homos. You know, like scientists are babe magnets. As if! Okay, here's a gratuitous movie review: I just watched "The Station Agent." I know, it's several years old, but they kept coming up with so many "Police Academy" sequels that I couldn't get around to many other movies. "The Station Agent" is beautiful, charming, funny, and so unlike most Merkin movies. If you know of any other little movies like that I may have missed, let me know. No matter how obscure it is, they probably have it at Naro Expanded Video, which is a wonderful justification for being a couch vegetable.