DINNER @ THE 219

The bottom image was drawn in a mirror across the room; I'm not left-handed. If I were, I would, of course, immediately sign up for a training course to make me more like a normal (right-handed) person. I think it's common knowledge that left-handers are unstable, irrational, and more prone to lives of crime. In fact, Dr. Research informed me just the other day that some 85% of Japanese used-panty collectors are left-handed, maybe for practical reasons, I don't know. Point being, if you're left-handed and want to respond irrationally if not criminally to this post, you should direct same to Dr. Research and not me.