WHY WOMEN SHOULD BE IN CHARGE OF MORE STUFF

As a card-carrying man (okay, I am on probation after being heard using the term "yummy" in respect to a ginger cookie, but I only have 11 days left) it pains me to acknowledge that men have pretty much made a hash of things. But now that we have all the children we'll ever need, women will be able to devote more time to straightening things out. And then men can devote their time to doing what they do best. (You can add your own punchline. I'm going to watch me some football.)