PORCH DRAWING

If I were a giant multinational car maker, or even a small artisanal car maker, I would have second thoughts before naming my car a TRD, especially if it were one of those faux trucky things. And don't think I'm unaware that this is the second time in three days I've used the word "faux", because I'm not. Not unaware, not not aware. I'm trying to class up the joint, see? I'm looking for a really shiny metallic background now, maybe with gold flakes.